The latest ‘reason why Dan’s a fail’ that ruins my life - I mumble.
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I mumble sometimes too! It’s like my brain wants to speak by my mouth says, “Eh, there’s nothing important here. I can’t be bothered. I’ll just give 50% effort. That’s enough for her” LOL
So…. Decisions decisions!
Yummy burger (at The Tin Cow)
A yummy gorilla shake on a hot day!
Oh goody, a blog about someone’s boring and weird dream. Aren’t you lucky?!
I am in the middle of switching medications, and apparently, my synapses are firing in new and interesting ways while I’m sleeping. I’m going to journal the dreams just because they are so weird.
So my boss, who randomly turned into Michael Ian Black, is driving a huge bus/firetruck of people, picking them up to take them to the airport for the big trip. My boss/MIB keeps going the long way and re-traveling the same roads and it was very funny. So then we stopped by my old house and I couldn’t find anything to pack. Then we all got out at my grandmother’s house, where there was a 2 foot elevation between the front door and the ground. I was very sure to tell them they had to be careful at my grandmother’s house because she is very neat.
I still didn’t really have the stuff I needed for the airplane ride and couldn’t find anything, including, I think, one shoe.
We get to the airport and I can’t understand how to read my ticket. (This is usually the point at which I can tell I’m dreaming because if I can’t read, or I can read but then when I look away and look back and see the words have changed, I think to ask, “Hey, am I dreaming?” But last night, no such luck). I finally get to the plane, which is at the end of a series of ramps patterned into a maze pretty high up off of the ground. We fly a while and guess what countries we are passing. We stop at several, Finland I think is one, and we fly over what I guessed was England and then we were on our way to Japan, which was our final destination. We landed close to Japan (like you do) and I tried to buy my prescription medicines at a store because I couldn’t find them to pack them. I was worried about that process, but in the Japan of my dreams, it is no big thing, and they guy gave them to me. I paid for them with money I didn’t understand to some very nice cashiers from Japan who understood english and very patiently counted out my change as if they were trying to teach me, though I didn’t get it at all.
SO. That happened. The night before, I dreamt there were snakes wrapped in a U shape in bags of lucky charms and that if you looked at them really closely, they actually were alive. They were green and really thin. And it was somehow “ok” because they weren’t touching the cereal, but were in the bag along the outside somehow. And I was freaking out because their heads moved. Then there were big live bugs INSIDE the cereal and most everyone was freaking out about those. They were about the size of a potato, were black and had hundreds of legs.
So. Any interpretations? I’ve never eaten Lucky Charms. The only thing about them that is in my head is the Patton Oswalt routine where he fears that one day he will be on LSD and explain to his daughter the “truth” behind Lucky Charms (http://youtu.be/BRiDQeq8E1w) . Don’t know if that is related, but it is a funny bit.
I’m sure you’ll want to hear more, so I’ll keep you posted.
Song stuck in head: Once Upon a December
Body: been asleep more than awake over the past 24 hours, still sleepy, feels heavy and slow.
Cat: staring at me with either boredom or concern. Difficult to tell.
If anything new develops, I’ll certainly keep you updated. :)